You've been cracking us up lately:
Me (noticing the dirt that has collected on his neck): Matthew, you need to take a shower.
Me (trying to reason): Go look in the mirror at your neck.
Matthew (returning from mirror): Mom, see? I just wiped the dirt necklace off! No problem!
Last week you put your baseball hat on sideways and told Dad, "Okay, I'm ready to go!" and then walked sideways in the direction that your hat was pointing out the door.
Then last night you told us about a dream you had where you found yourself looking over the edge of a boat at a whale shark and you said, "I knew it was a whale shark because it had polka dots and because it was making this face...:"
Classic whale shark expression.
Also, I found this muffin in the storage thingy in the van. I don't know how old it is, but I can't remember the last time I made muffins, so probably months and months old...