Joe at aunt Joan's last year

Conversation between Mom and Joe

Joe: Tomorrow you go to work?

Mom: Yep.

Joe: I want to go with you and see you give people medicine.

Mom: Maybe someday you can come with me to work. When you're a grown-up.

Joe: Yeah. And I will have wine. Because I will be a grown-up.

Joe quotes

"You have two hairs."-- Meaning pigtails.

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17"-- After being asked to count to 20.

"I rubbed my stuffy eyes off"-- Meaning I wiped my tears away.

"Mama bird, ur da best friend I ever seen"-- During a game we played where we made the bathroom into a nest.

"Airplanes have wheels, I don't have wheels."-- While scooting across the floor on stomach.

"PLANES! I'm glad to see you!"-- When first spotting his planes after waking up from nap.

"I really really want to see a humpback whale someday"-- Completely random.

"Everybody's listening about muscles"-- When describing what goes on at Chris' school.

"I wish I had a cat, but I'm a very lucky boy to have a dog"-- Random as well.

"I look beautiful"-- After putting on his snow boots.