Monday, January 28, 2008

They Might Be Giants is playing on the computer and Joe says:
"Mom, is this a prince singing?"

Mom: No, this is They Might Be Giants.

Joe: Um... I think they might not be giants.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Knock Knock...

Joe's really been in to Knock Knock jokes lately...

Joe: Knock Knock

Dad: Who's there?

Joe: Cutting spoon.

Dad: Cutting spoon who?

Joe: Cutting spoon or no cutting spoon, I'm going to cut it!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Magic Dad

This Christmas break, Karl and Chris were out shoveling at Grand's house and Joan and Joe were watching from inside the house.
Joan: Look at those guys shoveling.
Joe: Yeah and look at Dada... (whispering) Let's see if he does magic.


Joe: Mom, when I grow up can I be a hero?

Mom: Um... Yeah! There's lots of ways to be a hero. You could be a firefighter, or a doctor...

Joe: No, I want to save people.

Mom: Well firefighters save people and...

Joe: No! I want to SAVE THE DAY!

Mom: Well... Doctors save the day when they help people when they get hurt.

Joe: But I want to wear a cape.

Mom: Oh, I see what you mean.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008


"Mom, have you ever wished you were a dog?"