Thursday, August 13, 2009


List of necessary equipment:
1. Running shoes
2. Stroller
3. Snack for 2
4. Bjorn
5. Water for 3
6. Plastic bags
7. Dog leash
8. Joe's bike
9. Joe's helmet (note: will take 15 minutes to find.)
10. Pacifier
11. Baby blanket
12. Sunshade
13. Cell phone
14. Car keys (still in ignition from last night.)

Series of events:
1. Run
2. Pick up dog poop
3. Run
4. Pick up dog poop
5. Run
6. Stop for snack, throw away dog poop
7. Run
8. Stop to look at deer
9. Run
10. Stop to nurse hungry baby
10a. Clean spit-up
11. Run
12. Stop to put crying baby in bjorn
13. Walk
14. Stop at water fountain
15. Walk
16. Stop to put sleeping baby back in stroller and release toddler from stroller
17. Walk
18. Stop to fight with toddler about getting back in stroller
19. Run
20. Arrive at car: unpack stroller, get dog in car, buckle toddler, buckle baby, put stroller in trunk, put bike on bike rack, distribute water.
21. Drive home

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

note to self...

word to remember: HuNORmous, as in "that hawk is hu-normous"

Monday, August 3, 2009

Moe=No Doe=Jo Bop=Stop

Joe: Mattie, get off, I have to go.

Mattie (on toilet): moe.

Joe: Mattie! I really have to go!

Mattie: Moe Doe!


Mattie: BOP DOE!

Joe walks away. There's 30 seconds of quite.

Mattie, hopping down from toilet: Ur turn Doe.

Saturday, August 1, 2009