Thursday, September 24, 2009

Kindergarten Drop Off

Me: Can I have a kiss goodbye?
Joe: **kiss**
Matthew(arms outstretched, lips puckered): BYE DOE!!!
Joe looks down at Matthew, who's face is covered with a mixture of peanut butter and snot.
Joe: NO WAY.
Me: Just give him a kiss on the head
Joe: **kiss**
Matthew: Bye Doe.
Joe: Bye Mattie.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

pancakes with syrup

Mom, picking up Mattie's fork: Woah, that's a sticky fork.

Mattie: Gicky bork?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Matthew Speak

Va Va Voo = I Love You.
Gekgus Mime Mom-mom = Breakfast time Mama
Gook! Two ningers mom, basberries = Look! I have two raspberries in my fingers
Kay juss met = Okay, just a minute

Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Burner Was Left On

Shooing the kids away from the gas grill...
Mom: "You guys, step inside so you don't breath it in."
Joe: "What is it? Is it sleeping gas? Cause if it's not sleeping gas, I want to check it out."

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Danny Rolled Over

Joseph, Daniel and Schoolbus

Woman to Matthew: "what's your name?"
Matthew: "Goolbus."

Joe Dug a Hole at Kindergarten Today

Re: School

"I'm so excited to go to school today. Sometimes when I'm so excited, my stomach tickles me."