"You have two hairs."-- Meaning pigtails.
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17"-- After being asked to count to 20.
"I rubbed my stuffy eyes off"-- Meaning I wiped my tears away.
"Mama bird, ur da best friend I ever seen"-- During a game we played where we made the bathroom into a nest.
"Airplanes have wheels, I don't have wheels."-- While scooting across the floor on stomach.
"PLANES! I'm glad to see you!"-- When first spotting his planes after waking up from nap.
"I really really want to see a humpback whale someday"-- Completely random.
"Everybody's listening about muscles"-- When describing what goes on at Chris' school.
"I wish I had a cat, but I'm a very lucky boy to have a dog"-- Random as well.
"I look beautiful"-- After putting on his snow boots.