It crossed both our minds to just lie to people and tell them that Yellowstone was GREAT! But the truth is, we got to the Big Horn Mountains about four hours away from Yellowstone and decided to turn back.
I really wasn't expecting the trip to be as exhausting as it was since we've made the 11 hour drive to Michigan several times fairly efficiently and without any problems. Yes, it was exhausting. But it was still a great trip. It just wasn't as easy as I had anticipated.
|Yoga at rest stops helped. And that's probably the only time you'll ever hear me say anything good about yoga.|
Also, I never figured out why it took 2 hours to pack the campsite back into the car. We were never on the road before 10.
There were two other things that were completely my fault that added a thin mist of anxiety to the air. One was that I forgot to get the oil changed in the van and it was 1,000 miles overdue which meant that the car was repeatedly asking me to change the oil and I was worried that the engine was going to melt the whole time. The other even stupider thing was that I decided we would bring some monarch caterpillars along with us because I don't know why.
I made some feeble attempts to find someone to watch them but I didn't try too hard because I figured I could just stick a water jar in a cup holder and they would be fine because they don't leave their food source. But I obviously didn't think it through because the milkweed plant that I picked died pretty quickly from being in the hot car and once we got far into South Dakota, I couldn't find any milkweed anywhere.
|"Welcome to South Dakota. We hate you and your caterpillars."|
I was racked with what most people would consider an inordinate amount of guilt because I was sure they were going to die of starvation. It's really sad when this happens because when the plant becomes inedible, the caterpillars decide that they must go in search of food and they wander off even though their chances of finding another plant are pretty slim. So wise and brave, these caterpillars. Anyway, as you can see I get sentimental about caterpillars. Luckily I DID MANAGE TO FIND A HUGE PATCH OF MILKWEED! I was astonished. So we set them free in the Black Hills. I'm choosing not to think about whether or not they are going to survive in a completely different location from where the hatched, or if it will screw up their internal navigation if they manage to make it to the butterfly stage. I asked a naturalist at a state park if they have monarchs in S.D. and she said they did, but they're very rare. So that's a glimmer of hope at least.
|This is the face of the person who thought that bringing caterpillars on a road trip was just a fine idea.|
|This individual is the main reason we didn't make it to Yellowstone and he's going to have to live with that.|
And I spent the entire night awake worrying. I've never experienced that level of intensity of wind and lightning before, so thanks for that, Big Horns. I take back what I said about it taking two hours to pack up the campsite, because I just realized that we were out of there the next morning in about 45 minutes. Also, there were hungry bears lurking around every tree.
|Pretty sure there's a hungry bear back there.|
|Get me the fuck out of here.|
I talked to some other campers and they told us that it was going to be colder in Yellowstone because the elevation was higher. So... BACK TO THE BLACK HILLS! Where it is partly cloudy and 80 degrees! And there aren't any bugs! Or bears! Or mountain lions!
We stayed there for two more nights and then headed home with a stop in the Badlands and Wall Drug.
More pictures to come.