Boys: Dad, pretend you're our patient.
Dad: Okay, let's pretend I'm in a coma.
Boys: NO! Pretend you fell off a mountain and broke your arm. I need a skepfascope!
Dad: Okay, I fell off a mountain, and I have a broken arm and I am in a coma.
Boys: fix fix fix. (*pokes fingers into Dad's arm*) Okay, pretend I need to wear these special goggles (*Puts on snow boarding goggles*)
Dad: You guys better go read up on comas before you start treatment.
Boys: fix fix fix. (*more poking.*)
Dad: Maybe you guys should order some tests and go wait for the results.
Boys: Hey Dad, you're all fixed! Dad... Dad!