Thanksgiving = 1 dropped pie,
1 trip to the ER, 5 stitches
0 napping Dannys,
5 guests, 4 hours to cook a whole dinner
17 pounds of turkey, 10 pounds of potatoes, 2 heads of cabbage, 1 improvised roasting pan. What a relief when everything was on the table and our neighbors arrived. It meant that there was nothing more to do but enjoy.
Plus, my neighbor taught me that I should be doing this with pomegranates...
... instead of just cutting them in half. He almost fainted when he saw me do that.