Joe: Mom, I am... Karate Chef
Karate Chef's Original Secret Surprise Shake:
1 cup Orange Juice
2 heaping spoonfuls vanilla yogurt
1 spoonful water
1 spoonful sugar
Chop 5 apricots into bit-sized pieces and toss in after blending (these are the "surprise" because they sink to the bottom)
Addendum: Sugar removed from recipe due to controversy surrounding said ingredient.
Joe: It's the blueberries that make it sour.