"You have two hairs."--  Meaning pigtails.
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17,13,17"--  After being asked to count to 20.
"I rubbed my stuffy eyes off"--  Meaning I wiped my tears away.
"Mama bird, ur da best friend I ever seen"--  During a game we played where we made the bathroom into a nest.
"Airplanes have wheels, I don't have wheels."--  While scooting across the floor on stomach.
"PLANES!  I'm glad to see you!"--  When first spotting his planes after waking up from nap.
"I really really want to see a humpback whale someday"-- Completely random.
"Everybody's listening about muscles"--  When describing what goes on at Chris' school.
"I wish I had a cat, but I'm a very lucky boy to have a dog"--  Random as well.
"I look beautiful"--  After putting on his snow boots.
 
 
Another Joe quote:
ReplyDeleteSaid with great shock and indignity after being denied a second snake: "Grandpa, Nana said no!"
After John stopped abruptly at a red light: "Grandpa, slow down!"