Hey Mom

Dear Boys,
Some recent requests of me WHILE DRIVING:

Q:  Hey Mom, will you cut this string off my sock?
A:  I can't right now honey, because I'm driving.

Q:  Hey Mom, look at this bird (in the bird book)
A:  I can't look right now, because I'm driving.

Q  Hey Mom, can you look down in my ear?
A:  I can't look in your ear right now because I have to look at the road...  Because I'm driving the car.